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As dog groomers we all have our own individual ways of doing things. But if you could compare yourself as a groomer to a Disney princess, which one would you be?
Doesn’t groom for money. Grooms for love. Works from a cabin in the garden where she sings to the dogs. Grooms one on one and only for 3 hours per day. The other 21 hours are spent walking her own dogs. Only grooms small dogs… Except her boyfriends Old English. And only because she has to.
Charges premium prices only. Doesn’t call it a ‘salon’ calls it a ‘spa’. Up-sells spa packages like she works on Camden Market, charges £300 for a cockapoo and isn’t even sorry. Member of the Groomers Spotlight.
3. Snow White
Doesn’t just groom dogs, but Cats, Rabbits, Mice, Horses, Rats, and Fleas while being sang to by birds. Always gets heavy tips from the old short guys.
Takes absolutely no shit from anyone. Has a one strike and you’re out rule. Drinks pints on a Friday night at the local. But only after mucking out the horses.
Will 7f anything, and doesn’t give a toss. She’s got places to be.
Practices holistic grooming, cage free, restraint free, stress free. She burns her bra to prove a point. Only listens to Classic FM in the salon. Spends her free time reading books about dog behaviour and telling everyone to use more holistic methods.
The single groomer who always posts on social media about how ‘she doesn’t need a man’… Until one comes along. Constantly flirts with hot customers. Relationships never work out for her because no-one can live up to the relationship she has with her dogs.
She charges £25 because she doesn’t think her area will pay any more. A self admitted pushover with clients. Never charges a cancellation fee incase she loses all her customers. When Mrs Smith is short a fiver she says “Don’t worry about it” then bitches on facebook about it and cries into her beans on toast.
Didn’t even want to be a groomer. Just sort of fell into it. Can groom a poodle in full continental to an exceptional standard but couldn’t tell you how. Wings it on a daily basis and seems to pull it off every time. Not quite sure why people keep telling her she’s great.
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